2020 - Winter edition

[gentlemancambrioleur]

► SEES

Aigis
athenashand

minako arisato
foolaround

minato arisato
afoolshope

yukari takeba
intoxication

► INVESTIGATION TEAM

kanji tatsumi
topgun-textiles

naoto shirogane
pishirogone

rise kujikawa
betheirstrength

souji seta
wildlinks

yosuke hanamura
dj-jiraiya

► PHANTOM THIEVES

futaba sakura
i-will-live

goro akechi
foolishjustice

haru okumura
gracile

hifumi togo
asaqueenshould

ren amamiya
chainlinks

yusuke kitagawa
wantsnudes

© SUNSARI

Comments

[athenashand]

They smell very good. You will not regret it if you come get one.

[A ringing endorsement!]

[foolaround]

THEYRE AS GOOD AS THEY SMELL omg wait

aiiiigiiiiis you still need to introduce yourself

[ she's helping. ]

action

[athenashand]

[Aigis literally just turns to Minako, her head tilted curiously.] What is the correct etiquette for introducing myself in this situation? I don't want to distract from Yukari-san's brownies.

[priorities...]

[foolaround]

[ oh no, cute... she laughs a little at that, leaning forward to kiss aigis's cheek. ]

New subthread in the chat, I think. This button here, see? [ and she points to part of the ui on her own bracelet. ]

[athenashand]

[The kiss brings a small smile to her face. She follows Minako's finger to the indicated portion of the UI, and then nods in understanding.] I see. Thank you.

[She dutifully does the thing.]

[foolaround]

They're gonna love you.

[ she beams when she sees the text go through--it's so thoroughly aigis. minako leans her head against her shoulder, avoiding the metal bump. ]

Aiiigiiis, I think that was too many brownies... [ she regrets nothing ]

[athenashand]

[Will they? Aigis isn't certain, but she trusts Minako's judgment in this regard.

She tilts her head, peering down to assess Minako's state. Not critical, despite the whining.] Yes, you did exceed the recommended amount for consumption.

[it was definitely too many brownies.]

[foolaround]

[ that response gets a little laugh, and she loops her arms loosely around aigis's back. ]

It's not my fault Yukari made so many. She did this to me. [ it comes out in an airy tone, harmlessly. ]

[athenashand]

Apologies. I've now done so downthread.

[minako probably taught her the term "downthread" lbr]

We may now return to the topic of Yukari-san's brownies.

[foolaround]

theyre good brownies chat

[piercedyourheart]

thanks love
but be to save some for everyone else

[foolaround]

the brownies beat me up and i couldnt finish them even if i wanted to there are SO MANY???

[piercedyourheart]

god theres so many



please stop me from trying to make a cake

[athenashand]

Please let me know if you decide to make a cake. I will assist in measuring and timing the process.

[piercedyourheart]

thanks aigis
it only took two tries to get them not to burn
thanks for letting me know they were burning btw
youre great

[athenashand]

Of course. I am sorry I could not save the first batch. My timer was not properly set for this recipe.

You are the one who is great, Yukari-san!

[piercedyourheart]

its okay i got kinda distracted too
a certain someone was eating batter out of the bowl


daw you dont have to say that

[foolaround]

I HAVE NO REGRETS!!!!! [ she has a couple ]

[athenashand]

If you do not have them now, I think you will have them once your digestive process has progressed further.

[foolaround]

ಥ_ಥ aigis

[ don't remind her. ]

[athenashand]

Is that a crying face?

[piercedyourheart]

omgggggggg

[ yukari is fucking laughing her ass off ]

[foolaround]

YUKARIIIII SHUT UPPP ヽ(*。>Д<)o゜

[ she's laughing, though ]

[athenashand]

Yes. I did not realize that humans were capable of safely ingesting so much brownie batter.

I do not have to. But I wanted to. :)

[piercedyourheart]

safely is subjective
and its not even cordis or triple moon
she is probably gonna crash in 30 minutes, an hour tops

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